Juicy Fruit Condolences

Pepsi cola day dream, 

a pop culture massacre

dipping sauce opportunity 

juicy fruit condolences 

sugar high multiply 

the chances of your cavities 

television mind melt

Internet hurricane
an avalanche of typos

justified italicizes
quotation mark expressions

cyber bouquet
all the best wishes a keyboard can sprout

becoming the source
the outlet
the editor
the translator of your cliff notes