I want to get dressed up and go to the grocery store,
one of those 24HR places,
buy dog food, for a dog I don't have,
in my party dress and leave a trail of glitter on the linoleum and make wishes in the produce aisle.
As I squeeze avocados that I won't buy.
I just want to know if they're ready
because I don't know if I am or not.
Would someone squeeze me to see?
Are you ready, I'm ready. Squeeze.